March 30th, 2010
It's REAL!
Wrestlemania XXVI was this past Sunday and two days later, I still can't get the images out of my head of The Undertaker handing Shawn Michaels his last tombstone piledriver. Awesome. I think it's awesome and all but this guy really takes it to another level and has become an underground favourite with wrestling fans.
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March 26th, 2010
Why? Why?! WHY?!
Have you ever wanted to punch a little kid or his/her mother? I have. I hate when kids stare at me yet they do it all the time. They just stare. No matter how many faces I make or how much I ignore them, they still just stare.
I decided to do some very extensive research on the issue at hand and found this answer:
Babies and children like to look at the prettiest things they can find. They have shown that babies are attracted to the most symmetrical face. It just sounds like you are unusually pretty. Maybe they are just in awe!
Suddenly I feel so much better about myself.
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March 25th, 2010
Weird Al Movie?
Everyone knows who Weird Al is! At least I think so since I've always listened to him. He's a hero of mine.
Now I have no idea if this is real or just a two minute clip for us to laugh at but here's a movie preview for the movie "Weird"
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March 23rd, 2010
What Would Happen if the Internet Died?
The internet has been around for quite some time now. It's a tool that helps dumb people look smart. Honestly. All people do is whip out their "SmartPhones", look up the answers for life's questions and it makes them feel intelligent. Have you ever wondered what would happen if the internet suddenly shut off?
I have a feeling it would be along the lines of this.
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March 19th, 2010
A Sad Day in Music History
NOT!
NZ Entertainment is reporting that Miley Cyrus is walking away from music because she is lacking inspiration. Apparently, the album that she is releasing later this year will be her last because she wants to rediscover herself as an artist.
I have a question. Who did she inspire anyway?
Another question. Why does she have to be inspired to sing songs that someone else wrote for her? She has one writing credit on her album that came out last year. One. Don't insult me by telling me it's a Miley Cyrus album when it's not. It might as well be Milli Vanilli.
Billy Ray Cyrus on the other hand....yeah! Achy Breaky Heart is AWESOME (even though he didn't write that either). The mullet was sweet though.
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March 18th, 2010
Opposite of Anorexia
I've always wondered if there was an opposite to anorexia. I did some limited research and found something called "bigorexia". What prompted this very limited research involving Googling "opposite of anorexia"? This.
Someone actually wants to be 1,000 pounds? Sick. I guess this woman is perfectly capable of doing physical activity but she chooses to go shopping with a scooter. She chooses to spend $815 a week on groceries for herself. Wow.
The most disturbing part of the article is the way she makes money to support this "habit". If I was a girl, I would probably think the most disturbing part is the kids that have to live with this slob....but I'm a guy.
People pay to subscribe to her website on the internet to watch her eat and wash herself. Do you love bacon so much that you would get off on watching a 600 pound woman rub the grease all over her busoms? There's a fetish for everything.
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March 16th, 2010
Hockey
There's been a lot of interesting happenings lately in the NHL and it all started with Matt Cooke's questionable hit on Marc Savard.
It was a very dirty hit as you can see...now we move on to Alexander Ovechkin's hit on Brian Campbell.
Quite the questionable hit too. However, I think that Campbell made a mistake by turning his back to Ovechkin. He shouldn't have done that. He knows that Ovechkin is a wreckless player and was planning on hitting him.
The difference between the two hits? Alexander Ovechkin got suspended for two games and Matt Cooke was handed no suspension. That doesn't make any sense! He threw his arm in the air so he could hit Savard in the head and he's a repeat offender too! Ovechkin is a careless player at times but if Cooke is going to get off with nothing then Ovechkin should be left alone.
These hits will not stop if the NHL won't be consistent with the way they're policed. These hits are also the reason why hockey has a bad name and Americans are scared of it. It's weird, I know. They watch the barbaric NFL where much worse things have happened but they're Americans. Enough said. Leave them alone!
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March 12th, 2010
What Happesn if Your Kids Don't Get Outside
Fake or not you need to admit that this is very entertaining on Friday. What was he trying to do with that remote? Smuggle it across the border?
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March 10th, 2010
Classiest Way to Dump Someone Ever
Do you remember high school drama? A guy didn't really want to break up with his girlfriend face-to-face so he hired a friend to do their dirty work.
I totally remember girls getting mad about the way their men would break up with them and vice versa. These days...it's frowned upon to dump someone via text message or over Facebook. The worst way to dump someone has not even been mentioned yet.
Click here to dump that smelly girlfriend in the classiest way possible.
I can't believe anyone would do this but it gets used. idump4u.com is a site where the people there get hired to do someone's dirty work, record the phone call, and put it on YouTube.
Remember. If someone ever calls you a bad person...there's always someone who's worse.
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March 9th, 2010
E*Trade Lawsuit
E*Trade...the company with the famous "talking baby" commercials is getting sued. This is the ad in question:
Guess who is orchestrating the lawsuit. Lindsay Lohan.
"They're using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn't they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody's talking about it and saying it's Lindsay Lohan," her lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, said.
I guess she's trying to market herself as a star that uses one name (i.e. Sting, Oprah). I'm sorry. When someone says "Lindsay", Lindsay Lohan doesn't pop into my head.
And since when is being an alcoholic the same as being a milkaholic? A spokesperson for E*Trade defends the company by saying they "just used a popular baby name that happened to be the name of someone on the account team."
Since Lohan's lawyer suggested they use the name Susan, I suppose Ms. Boyle will have her panties in a knot soon too.
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March 5th, 2010
Definition of Cougar
And let the line-ups begin. Thousands of men are now applying to be on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire to sit across from Meredith Vieira!
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March 4th, 2010
Concert Announcement!
June 26th...Rexall Place in Edmonton....
Iron Maiden
It's going to be an awesome show. Dream Theater is the opening act which makes it that much better. Tickets go on sale next Saturday so check back here for the ticket link when Ticketmaster puts it up!
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March 4th, 2010
Women's Brawl
Fighting in women's sports does not happen all the time...it's very rare. We almost saw a full blown fight in a women's soccer game a couple months back but it finally happened! Here's what happened in a college basketball game a few days ago.
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March 3rd, 2010
Oh Happy Day!
When the NHL came! I'm so glad to have the NHL back. There were 12 games on the schedule yesterday and I was happy to see Martin Brodeur and the New Jersey Devils beat the San Jose Sharks, one of the best teams in the league.
However, the mention of Mr. Brodeur brings me to another topic. I have recently been accused of not caring about what the rest of Team Canada accomplished because Brodeur wasn't in net. First of all....this accusation comes from a man that thinks every fight Tiger Williams had should have counted as a goal so I should really throw it to the wayside.
He's a Canucks fan and I'm a Devils fan. The difference is I can see a good goalie when one shows up. Martin Brodeur is the best goalie to have ever played the game and would have won the rest of the tournament if Canada had played the way they ended up playing. Hockey is a team sport. If the team in front of the goalie doesn't play well, they usually don't win. Especially an entire tournament.
Others think Brodeur only is good because of the team in front of him. Have you watched hockey since 2003? No? Well, New Jersey isn't the defensive powerhouse they used to be. Brent Sutter was the coach. An offensive juggernaut.
So congratulations to Team Canada and congratulations to Marty Brodeur for being a class act during the whole tournament. He always had a smile on his face on the bench and was happy for his team winning gold.
Go Devils!
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