Diddy Gets Sued

I realize this is a classic rock station and P. Diddy, Puff Daddy, Diddy or whatever they call him these days is a rapper but this story is too good to ignore.

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New York, Jan 29 (ANI): A woman from Los Angeles has reportedly filed a 1- trillion-dollar lawsuit against music mogul Diddy, claiming that he is responsible for the September 11 attacks.

According to the Hollywood Reporter, Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks also accused Diddy, whose real name is Sean Combs, his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and police brutality victim Rodney King of somehow being responsible for the collapse of the World Trade Center.

After they "knocked down the WTC" she wrote, the three came and "knocked my children down."

Turks also added that Diddy stole a poker chip worth "100 zillions of dollars" that she won in a Mississippi casino and later gave it away to someone else.

She further claimed she once dated Diddy and that the 41-year-old rapper is the father of her 23-year-old son.

She is petitioning for 900 billion dollars in child support. The other 100 billion dollars she is seeking is for "loss of income," reports the New York Post.

A Los Angeles judge denied her request for a restraining order against Diddy, but set a hearing for Jan 31. (ANI)

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I'm not even sure this needs to be dignified with a joke. How do you even pay one trillion dollars? Props to Ms. Turks for giving it a shot.

Why I Don't Ski

This is why I don't ski and I never recommend it to anyone. I think skiing is crazier than goaltending in hockey and that's saying a lot! I'll never forget going on the school ski trip and destroying my knee. Ouch!

The skier in the video is Austrian Hans Grugger and he's skiing at the World Cup on the tough course. It sure seems like they're making courses tougher and tougher...pretty soon we'll be competing on video game systems instead of doing the real thing!

Grugger is still in intensive care.

Death Metal Parrot

If there's one thing I've always wanted in my life...it's a pet that is a fan of heavy metal. Girls naturally don't like heavy music so I'll never meet a normal girl that listens to Slayer over and over. No offense to the girls that do, in fact, do just that.

I do have a couple turtles but I'm not exactly sure if they like heavy metal. They do kind of mosh though which is pretty sweet. If they're walking on the floor, they will not go around the other turtle but they will climb over the other. It's quite comical but I'm not sure if they sit there and listen to Black Sabbath's Master of Reality over and over.

Now it's not Black Sabbath or Megadeth but Drowning Pool is a decent start.