Death Metal Parrot

If there's one thing I've always wanted in my life...it's a pet that is a fan of heavy metal. Girls naturally don't like heavy music so I'll never meet a normal girl that listens to Slayer over and over. No offense to the girls that do, in fact, do just that.

I do have a couple turtles but I'm not exactly sure if they like heavy metal. They do kind of mosh though which is pretty sweet. If they're walking on the floor, they will not go around the other turtle but they will climb over the other. It's quite comical but I'm not sure if they sit there and listen to Black Sabbath's Master of Reality over and over.

Now it's not Black Sabbath or Megadeth but Drowning Pool is a decent start.